Things to Do
What to actually do in London when you have limited time and no interest in the tourist trail. Written for short stays, weighted toward the evening.
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The landmark pages carry the numbers the attractions themselves bury. The queue at the London Eye runs up to forty five minutes on top of your ticket time rather than inside it, and the Harry Potter Studio Tour sells a package with a hotel in it for less than the one with a bus. The Shard, Sky Garden and Horizon 22 cover the views from above, and two of the three cost nothing.
Then the free half of the city: the parks, the museums that charge nothing and the food markets, where the published closing times regularly contradict each other on the market’s own website.
Seasonal pages appear when they are useful and are rechecked rather than recycled. Rain, weekends and Christmas each have their own.
Portobello Road Market Is a Friday and Saturday Market
Open seven days a week and that fact is close to useless. Four of them are a fruit and veg run, the antique arcades open Saturdays only from 7am, and most Sundays have no street market at all.
Spitalfields Market Has Two Websites and They Do Not Agree
Old Spitalfields Market is the Victorian hall. Spitalfields Market is the estate around it. They publish different hours, one page contradicts itself by two hours, and the restaurants shut at four on a Saturday.
Jermyn Street Opens on a Saturday and Savile Row Does Not
The shirtmaking street keeps shop hours, publishes its prices and will sell you something the same afternoon. Four houses checked at source, including the only door in St James's open on a Sunday.
Savile Row Tailors Keep Office Hours and Sell a Ten Week Wait
The famous street shuts at five and does not open at weekends, a first suit takes three visits and eight to twelve weeks, and only one house publishes a bespoke price. Four checked at source.
The Best Views in London Are Free, and Two of Them Need No Ticket
Six London viewpoints ranked by what you have to arrange rather than what you have to pay, including the St Paul's sightline that is protected by law and the four pound view that takes cash only.
Horizon 22: London’s Highest Free View, and the Two Things Every Guide Gets Wrong
Horizon 22 accepts walk-ins and sets no time limit once you are up there, both contrary to the usual advice. The opening hours, bag rules and an honest comparison with Sky Garden.
New Year’s Eve in London
The fireworks are ticketed and the release date has not been announced yet, which is the whole planning problem. What is confirmed, what a riverside ticket actually buys you, and the alternative most people should take.
On Christmas Day London Stops. Here Is What Is Actually Open.
London at Christmas is three different cities depending on the date, and on the 25th there is no Tube, no bus and no DLR at all. What is open, what to book and when.
Things to Do Near Me in London
Rank the neighbourhoods this guide has checked by how far they are from you, with what is in each. Your position stays in your browser and is sent nowhere.
Immersive Experiences in London: Permanent or Passing Through
The category splits in two: a few permanent installations and a constant churn of touring shows that take a lease and leave. Which is which, what they cost, and how to tell the good from the cash-in.
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Questions we get asked
What can you do in London for free?
The national museums, which includes the British Museum, the National Gallery, the Tate galleries, the V and A and the Natural History Museum. Permanent collections are free and always have been; only the temporary exhibitions charge.
How many days do you need in London?
Three gets you the centre without rushing it. Five lets you spend a day outside zone one, which is where London stops being a list of sights and starts being a city. Anything under two days is a transit stop rather than a visit.
What is worth doing in London in bad weather?
Most of the best of it is indoors anyway. The museums, the department stores, afternoon tea, the pubs that have been there for centuries, and the theatre. London is not a city whose case rests on the weather.